It's always futile to claim the Internet has hit a new low. As soon as you make such a pronouncement, something like "cat bearding" comes along to remind you it can always be more pointless and absurd.
Noun
a short statement that expresses a general truth
Two adages, that cats always land on their feet, and that buttered toast always lands butter-side down, combine to form a rather amusing 'buttered cat' paradox.
In "The Revenge of Kitty Galore," former agent for cat spy MEOWS, has gone rogue and hatched a diabolical plan to bring to heel her canine enemies and take her former kitty comrades down too.
Noun
Biology: the offspring of two plants or animals of different species or varieties
You may have heard of a liger—the lion-tiger hybrid is, after all, Napoleon Dynamite's favorite animal—but now a Russian zoo has released photos of a so-called "liliger," the offspring a liger mother and a lion father.
Noun
idea or pattern of behavior passed from one person to another by non-genetic means
Keyboard Cat is a popular meme. Charlie Schmidt's original video of a cat being manipulated to play keyboard is often attached to the end of another video or blooper.
Noun
a situation made up of two opposite things that seems impossible but isn't (can be true)
Two adages, that cats always land on their feet, and that buttered toast always lands butter-side down, combine to form a rather amusing 'buttered cat' paradox.