Earth, Air, Fire and Water

Noun a forecast for people born under a particular sign read in a newspaper or magazine
horoscopes
Hey! What's your sign? I am an Aquarius. Let's look at our daily horoscopes! Mine says: "Focus on your long-term goals. You may be distracted."
Noun the study of how stars and planets influence human affairs and natural world events
astrology
Horoscopes are so fake! Today mine says: "Your sunny personality attracts good fortune." That could apply to anyone! I told you I don't believe in them. I study astrology!
Noun Cancer, Scorpio and Pisces are the water elements in the zodiac
water sign
Whatever... What are you, a water sign? Pisces, Cancer or Scorpio? These are the most emotional and tend to be indecisive. They usually try to hide their feelings from others.
Noun Aries, Leo and Sagittarius are the fire elements
fire sign
Nope, I am a Leo, a fire sign. Fire signs are the best!! We are outgoing, energetic and independent. Most Aries, Leo and Sagittarius are like this, exactly like fire! Don't get burned baby!
Noun Taurus, Virgo, and Capricorn are the earth elements
earth signs
HAHA of course you SAY you are the best... typical fire sign! But I really like earth signs. My best friend is a Taurus, so calm and reliable. I can always count on a Virgo, Capricorn or Taurus if I need help.
Noun Aquarius, Gemini and Libra are the air elements in the Zodiac
air signs
Well, because I am a fire sign, I get along best with air signs. Aquarius, Gemini and Libra are so social! They love to talk and are unpredictable too, never boring! Hey....you are an Aquarius! ah :)